In a truly bizarre twist of sandwich-related drama, Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight has made headlines for turning down an eye-popping $100 million sponsorship deal from Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh institution known for its iconic sandwiches piled high with French fries. But it wasn’t the carbs or the calories that made Voight walk away—it was something far more sinister in his eyes: wokeness.

The restaurant, which has been a Pittsburgh staple for more than 90 years, recently launched a promotional campaign celebrating inclusivity and diversity, featuring employees from various backgrounds. The campaign’s messaging emphasized that Primanti Bros. was a welcoming place for “all people, no matter where they come from.” While the campaign was met with praise from many customers, it raised red flags for Voight.

Voight wasn’t alone in his stand against the perceived “wokeness” of Primanti Bros. J.D. Vance, Republican senator and vice-presidential candidate, also weighed in on the controversy. Vance had his own beef with the sandwich shop after an incident in which he was reportedly barred from entering a Primanti Bros. location in North Versailles, Pennsylvania, during a campaign stop.

“This is just another example of how the left’s woke agenda is infiltrating every aspect of our lives,” Vance said in a statement following the incident. “First, they try to shut down free speech, and now they won’t even let me enjoy a sandwich. It’s outrageous.”

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